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Jasmine.

Don't be such a guppy.

Couples who do drugs together, stay together

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

capaldisass:

I will defend my favorite band member faster than myself

"I want to kiss you good morning between your legs and taste your dreams of us."
Spurtakiss (via spurtakiss)
factsbrain:

Studies show that prolonged exposure to light at night can lead to depression. - weird, interesting & funny facts

So that’s why half of tumblr is depressed

factsbrain:

Studies show that prolonged exposure to light at night can lead to depression. - weirdinteresting & funny facts

So that’s why half of tumblr is depressed

factsbrain:

Most cigarettes contain “ambergris” (whale vomit) for added flavor. - weird, interesting & funny facts

factsbrain:

Most cigarettes contain “ambergris” (whale vomit) for added flavor. - weirdinteresting & funny facts

factsbrain:

The act of kissing releases oxytocin in the brain - A hormone that strengthens the emotional bond between 2 people. - weird, interesting & funny facts

factsbrain:

The act of kissing releases oxytocin in the brain - A hormone that strengthens the emotional bond between 2 people. - weirdinteresting & funny facts

factsbrain:

According to one study, long-term mobile phone use significantly increases the risk of brain tumours. - weird, interesting & funny facts

factsbrain:

According to one study, long-term mobile phone use significantly increases the risk of brain tumours. - weirdinteresting & funny facts

factsbrain:

Women are more prone to road rage than men. - weird, interesting & funny facts

factsbrain:

Women are more prone to road rage than men. - weirdinteresting & funny facts

"1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt
2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last
3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get
4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out.
5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about
6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window
7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories
8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible
9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless
10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog
11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts
12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse
13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door.
14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up.
15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters
16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself.
17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder.
18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat."

overratedsuicide:

it’s hard to be confident when you’re fully aware of the fact you’re ugly

rosefyler:

today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS

herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

youaremypath:

have an upside down ray picking up the phone cuz Gavin dropped it. typical gavin. (x)

youaremypath:

have an upside down ray picking up the phone cuz Gavin dropped it. typical gavin. (x)

salopeplastique:


Locks of Virginia and Edgar Allan Poe’s hair

salopeplastique:

Locks of Virginia and Edgar Allan Poe’s hair